earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
wwworldwide: *drops out of school like its hot*
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
lameborghini: how dare u be in a relationship when ur cute and we have similar music taste
getting-fit-staying-fab: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum Fanny troubled? Are you having vagina problems?
marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601” When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!” And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard you tip them right over the edge of a bridge you fucking didn’t oh my god.
thrillionaire: just spooning my girlfriend out of her container it’s ice cream